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THE BACKWARD ZONE

JOHNNY HOT DOG

SURVIVOR FANATIC

SURVIVORKIDS

EPISODE 12: "RUBBER FISHY

DUCKY THUMPERS"

EPISODE 11: "SCRAMBLED

EGGHEADS"

(Dawn...the SurvivorKids awaken to find that someone has eaten all

but the black jellybeans during the night. Everyone suspects Colby

since he has a tummyache.)

TINA: "You ate our jellybeans!"

COLBY: "Did not!"

TINA: "Did too!"

COLBY: "Shut up!"

TINA: "Make me!"

COLBY: "I don't make monkeys, I train 'em!"

RODGER: (later, to camera) "Well, Colbarf ate them jellybeans, I'll bet

you a million billion dollars. Tina called him on it, and

they had this big fight, and Colby won because he set her up

with the old 'make me' cutdown and she walked right into

it. But you just wait, 'cause as soon as Mr. P comes back

I'm gonna tell."

(Everyone huddles around the fire to eat breakfast. Amber tries a

black jellybean and makes an ooky face. "Yuck!" she says, and starts

to cry. Tina glares at Colby -- he sticks his tongue out at her.)

(Later...Keith is in the woods, searching for food with what appears to

be a crudely-drawn map.)

KEITH: "It must be around here somewhere. I'm right where the X is."

COLBY: (to camera) "I told Keith there was a hot dog tree over that

hill there, and sold him the map for half of his jellybeans.

He sure is dumb."

KEITH: "Colby sure is dumb. He thinks he's so great, but when I find

that hot dog tree, he'll be sorry."

AMBER: "Whatcha doin', Keef?"

KEITH: "Nothin'. Get lost."

AMBER: (grabs map) "What's this?"

KEITH: "Give it!"

AMBER: "Hey, you guys! Keef has a hot dog tree map and he wants all the

hot dogs for himself!"

ELISABETH: "No way!"

AMBER: "Way!"

ELISABETH: "Let's find it and not give him any!"

KEITH: "Shut up!"

COLBY: (to camera, as he scrawls something on a scrap of paper) "I'm

gonna get the rest of his jellybeans if I can finish this

mustard tree map in time."

(Noon...Tina and Elisabeth sit on the riverbank, making mudpies.)

TINA: (sings) "La-la-la, we're making chocolate chip cookies for lunch...

la-la-la..."

ELISABETH: "La-la-la, and we're not gonna give any to big dummies like

Colby and Keith, la-la-la..."

AMBER: "Whatcha doin'?"

TINA: "We're making cookies."

AMBER: "Can I have one?"

ELISABETH: "Sure!"

AMBER: (eats mudpie) "EEWWW! YUCK!"

(Tina and Elisabeth laugh as Amber runs away, crying.)

AMBER: (later, to camera) "They're such stupidheads...I hate 'em. I

hate everybody!"

(Later...Jeff Probst emerges from the woods, holding something behind his

back. Everyone runs up to him and jumps up and down.)

RODGER: "Don't give Colbarf any rewards, Mr. P! He ate our

jellybeans!"

KEITH: "Yeah, and he tricked me out of my jellybeans 'cause there wasn't

any dumb old hot dog tree!"

TINA: "Yeah! We hate Colby!"

AMBER: "Tina and Lizbeff made me eat mud! I hate them too!" (starts to

cry)

JEFF: (smiles, sits on a log) "Now, now, kids, Colby's just playing

the game. Part of being a survivor is not being dumb enough

to fall for tricks like that."

ELISABETH: "Gee...I never thought of it that way."

RODGER: "What's our challenge today, Mr. P?"

JEFF: "Today's challenge is...an Easter egg hunt."

AMBER: "Ooh, Easter eggs! But it's not Easter, Mr. P."

JEFF: "If I say it's Easter, then it's Easter. If I say hop over there

like a bunny rabbit and jump in the river -- "

AMBER: "Yay! I'm the Easter bunny!" (hops to river and jumps in)

JEFF: "Kids...the real Easter bunny visited your camp last night, and

he hid lots of eggs all over the place. Your challenge is...

to find them. And whoever has the most eggs at the end of the

hunt...gets this." (Holds up a chocolate Easter bunny with yellow

eyes.)

COLBY: "Whoa! That's mine!"

TINA: "Nuh-uh! It's our turn to win this time!"

COLBY: "No, it's your turn to shut up!"

JEFF: "Kids, it's everybody's turn to shut up. Now here's the twist...

the losers of this challenge still get to eat. BUT...they have

to eat THIS!" (holds up a large bowl of spinach)

ELISABETH: "No! NO!"

JEFF: "Survivors ready...HUNT!"

(Keith is the first on his feet, but Colby grabs his shirt and yanks him

back, taking the lead. Soon everyone is running around searching for

eggs. Before long Keith has several, while the others don't have any.)

AMBER: (hops by, dripping wet) "I'm the Easter Bunny!"

(She runs into Keith and spills his eggs. Keith runs after her and they

disappear over a hill. Colby snatches up Keith's eggs and runs up to

Jeff.)

COLBY: "Me! Me! I win!"

ELISABETH: "Hey, no fair! Those are Keef's Easter eggs!"

COLBY: "Finders keepers! Right, Mr. P?"

JEFF: "That's right, kids. Colby wins again."

(Jeff hands the chocolate Easter bunny to Colby as the others look on

in abject disappointment.)

COLBY: (stuffing his face) "Boy, I sure do feel bad about winning again.

Wish I could share this with you guys. NOT! Ha-ha!"

(Colby continues to enjoy his reward as the others are forced to eat

spinach.)

ELISABETH: (later, to camera) "Boy, do I hate Colbutt. We all do.

You'll see, we're gonna vote him off next time if he doesn't

win the Mimmunity Challenge.

KEITH: "We sure are."

ELISABETH: "Shut up! This is my interview!"

KEITH: "Colby's a crud! We all hate him!"

ELISABETH: "I already said that!"

AMBER: "I'm the Easter Bunny!"

(Late afternoon...Colby returns to camp with tree-mail.)

COLBY: (reading) "You searched for Easter eggs today

But now it's turned the other way.

It's you who'll hide, while Amber seeks

Keith will be easy to find because he reeks."

KEITH: "Hey! You made up that last part!"

TINA: (continuing) "It's you who'll hide, while Amber seeks

But knowing her, it'll take two weeks."

(Amber starts to cry, then hops after the others as they head for

Challenge Beach.)

JEFF: "Well, as you probably gathered from the tree-mail, the Immunity

Challenge will be a game of hide-and-seek, with Amber as 'it.'

If she finds you all, she wins. But if anyone can stay hidden

for the entire game, he or she wins. At stake...immunity from

tonight's council vote. Colby, I'll take back the Immunity

Sucker."

COLBY: "Aww..." (takes one last lick, then hands it over)

JEFF: "Amber, time to hide your eyes and count to a hundred.

Survivors ready...HIDE!"

(Everyone runs away except for Amber, who begins to count.)

AMBER: "One...two...umm, four...eleven..."

(The sun sets over the horizon. The others are hidden away in their

respective hiding places. Suspense builds as the hours drag by, with

each player fearful of being the first one discovered.)

AMBER: "...seven...three...eleventy-nine...twenty-twelve..."

JEFF: "Well, this isn't working. Survivors return!"

(Everyone drags themselves wearily back to the beach.)

RODGER: "I know -- let's play rock-paper-scissors to see who wins."

COLBY: "I've got rock! Rock beats everything! I win!"

KEITH: "Bull! I've got paper! Paper covers rock!"

COLBY: "Rock rips through paper!"

KEITH: "No it doesn't!"

COLBY: "Rock punches you in the arm if you don't shut up!"

AMBER: "...eighty-five...ten...one-hundred! I see you, everybody!

I win!"

JEFF: "Oh, the hell with it. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe, Colby wins."

COLBY: "Yes! In your face!"

(Night...the SurvivorKids gather at the tribal council.)

JEFF: "Well, here we are...on the verge of another vote. One of you

won't be returning to camp tonight. Who will it be?"

AMBER: "I give up. Who?"

JEFF: "Let's bring in the jury."

(Alicia, Nick, and Jerri enter and take their places. Jerri's mouth is

covered with chocolate. She makes a "nyah-nyah" face at the remaining

players and sticks her tongue out.)

KEITH: (whispers to Tina) "I wouldn't want that thing in my mouth

either."

(Jerri overhears this and makes faces at them. Strange blooping noises

are heard in the background.)

JEFF: "Nick, please turn off that Gameboy and pay attention."

NICK: "But if I stop now, Super Mario won't get the --"

JEFF: "Nick --"

NICK: "But Donkey Kong --"

AMBER: "Can I go to the bathroom?"

JEFF: "Didn't I tell everyone to go before tribal council?"

AMBER: "But I didn't have to go then!"

JEFF: "Oh, all right -- hurry up and vote, and then you can go to the

bathroom!"

AMBER: "Yippee!"

(Amber runs across the bridge to cast her vote, then hurries off-camera

doing the bathroom dance. The others rise one-by-one to cast their

votes.)

RODGER: (to camera) "Colby...most of the time you're okay...but the rest

of the time, you're a big, fat butthead."

ELISABETH: "Colby...this is the hardest vote I've had to make yet. Because

I don't know how to spell your name."

KEITH: "Colby...you suck."

(The voting ends. Jeff begins to read the ballots as a cloud of tension

settles over the group.)

JEFF: "First vote...Colby. Well, that one doesn't count, of course,

since he won the Immunity Challenge."

KEITH: "You mean he cheated -- paper covers rock!"

COLBY: "Rock punches you in the arm!"

KEITH: "Ow!"

JEFF: "Stop with the hitting! Second vote...Colby. Okay, you people

do know the rules, don't you?"

(Elisabeth raises her hand and waves it furiously.)

JEFF: "Yes? Elisabeth?"

ELISABETH: "Umm, we're supposed to vote for the person that we don't

like?"

JEFF: "Yes, as long as that person doesn't have immunity."

ELISABETH: "Is that like the mumps?"

JEFF: "No, it's not a disease, it's -- never mind. Third vote...Jeff.

Okay, you can't vote for me."

TINA: "Rats!"

JEFF: "Fourth vote...George Bush!?"

AMBER: "That's mine!"

JEFF: "Did anyone vote for anybody besides Colby, me, or George Bush?"

(Colby raises his hand.)

JEFF: "Colby. Who did you vote for?"

COLBY: "Jerri, Jerri, Jerri...that knock you hear -- "

JEFF: "Colby, she's already been voted off. You can't vote for her any

more."

COLBY: "Well, then, I vote for George Bush, too. He's a Texas boy like

me!"

RODGER: (raising his hand) "Can I change my vote?"

JEFF: "Not if it's for George Bush."

(Rodger lowers his hand.)

JEFF: "Well, this isn't going anywhere. Tell you what -- last person

back to camp gets voted off."

COLBY: (points off-camera) "Look! A baby kangaroo!"

ELISABETH: "Aww! Where?"

(While everyone's attention is diverted, Colby takes off toward camp.

Jerri runs after him. The others continue searching for the baby kangaroo.)

JEFF: "Umm...if anyone's interested, Colby just --"

TINA: "Hey, I'm hungry! Let's go see if the Easter bunny left any more

of them eggs!"

KEITH: "Yeah!"

(Tina, Keith, Rodger, and Elisabeth take off for camp.)

JEFF: (looks around) "Well, Amber, there's no one left. Technically,

I guess that means the vote goes to you."

AMBER: "Hooray! I'm the Easter bunny!"

(She hops to the river and jumps in.)

NEXT -- ON SURVIVORKIDS:

Tension mounts between Colby and Keith...

"Hey, you're putting too much milk on that cereal!"

"Oh, yeah? Prove it!"

COLBY: (to camera) "I'm quits with Keith. The guy's a Bozo. No wait --

I like Bozo."

And word from home brings bittersweet tears to Elisabeth...

ELISABETH: "My goldfish died! Oh, no! FLIPPER!"

NEXT...ON SURVIVORKIDS!

SIR LINKS A LOT

SURVIVOR LINKS

(Dawn...the SurvivorKids gather around the campfire.)

TINA: "I just can't put my finger on it...there's something missing..."

KEITH: "Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing. Didn't there used

to be someone else here?"

COLBY: "Like who?"

KEITH: "I dunno...something or somebody who used to be here is gone."

RODGER: "Didn't we used to have a dawg?"

ELISABETH: "Ooh, a doggy! That's it! We used to have a dog!"

COLBY: "Or a hamster..."

TINA: "Yeah! It was named Bambi...no, Bam-Bam...no..."

KEITH: "Anvil...Ambush...Amway..."

ELISABETH: "I know! AMBER!"

COLBY: "Nope...doesn't ring a bell..."

RODGER: "Hambone?"

ELISABETH: (later, to camera) "I'm gonna miss that hamster. Poor

little Hambone."

(Later...Keith and Tina are in the woods, collecting firewood.)

KEITH: "You're doing it wrong. This is the way to break the longer

sticks."

(He picks up a long stick and stretches it over his head with both

hands until it cracks in two.)

TINA: "You break 'em over your head?"

KEITH: "Yeah."

TINA: "Well, okay...if you say so..."

(Tina picks up a large branch, swings it in a wide arc, and breaks it

over Keith's head. Keith keels over backward, out cold.)

TINA: "Did I do it right, Keith? Keith?"

(Noon...Jeff Probst approaches the camp and waves everyone over. They

all gather round.)

ELISABETH: "Guess what, Mr. P? Our hamster ran away. Poor little

Hambone."

TINA: "Yeah, and Keith learnt me how to break up firewood real good.

Right, Keith?"

KEITH: "Shh! Listen to the birdies!"

JEFF: "That's great, kids. And now, I want you all to put on your

thinking caps, because today's reward challenge is...a pop quiz."

COLBY: (frowns) "You mean like in school?"

JEFF: "That's right, Colby. I'll ask four questions, and whoever gets

the most correct wins. But instead of an A+, the winner of this

quiz will get...a personally-autographed photo of Paul Hogan."

RODGER: "Who?"

JEFF: "Paul Hogan. You know...Crocodile Dundee."

TINA: "Crocodile done what?"

JEFF: "Survivors ready...here's the first question.

Finish this statement -- George Washington is known as the father of...

what?"

ELISABETH: "The bride?"

KEITH: "George Washington, Junior?"

COLBY: "Frankenstein?"

JEFF: "No. Anyone else?"

TINA: "I know...he was the father of little twin gals with curly

yeller hair!"

JEFF: "No...George Washington is known as 'the

father of our country.'"

RODGER: "Dang, I'll bet Mrs. Washington sure was tuckered out."

JEFF: "Second question...what is the square root of four?"

COLBY: "Four what?"

TINA: "Four root beers!"

ELISABETH: "I know! Four calling birds! Or was that French hens?"

RODGER: "I seen lotsa trees but I never seen no square roots!"

JEFF: "Let's move on. Third question...who is the host of VH1's

'Rock 'n' Roll Jeopardy'?"

COLBY: "Hey, I saw that show once -- it sucked! The host was this

real goofy-looking idiot with a funny name. What was it...Jeff

something..."

JEFF: "Never mind! Look, here's an easy one...who's buried in

Grant's Tomb?"

TINA: "Cary Grant?"

JEFF: "Close enough. Tina wins."

TINA: "Hooray! I'm the smartest!"

(Later...everyone is sitting around the campfire again.)

ELISABETH: "Whatcha doin', Keith?"

KEITH: "Don't bother me, I'm experimenting."

ELISABETH: "Spearmintin'? What with?"

KEITH: "You'll see. You'll all see. I'll be the most valuable person

in the whole tribe after this."

COLBY: "I'm hungry. What do we have left to eat?"

TINA: "Black jellybeans...some baloney...two Hershey

bars...sardines...and some Wonder bread."

COLBY: "That ain't much, but if we ration it, we should be able to --"

KEITH: "Voila! I just invented a new recipe!"

(Keith displays his creation, a huge pile of oozing glop composed of

jellybeans, baloney, sardines, and Hershey bars smashed between two

slices of bread.)

ELISABETH: "Yuck! What is it?"

KEITH: "It's a giant smore! I call it 'The Keith du Jour.'"

TINA: "Hey, what happened to the rest of the food?"

KEITH: "I used it all. Turned out beautifully, didn't it?"

COLBY: "GET 'IM!"

(Keith takes off as everyone grabs the nearest blunt object and chases

him over a hill.)

COLBY: (later, to camera) "Keith is so dumb he uses chopsticks to eat

soup."

KEITH: (to camera) "As soon as I showed everyone my giant

smore I could tell Colby was jealous. He can ride horses and bulls but

he doesn't know a thing about creative cooking."

TINA: (to camera) "I won't tell you what we did to Keith when we

caught up with him -- but we've sure as heck got plenty of

firewood now."

(Late afternoon...Colby returns with tree-mail.)

COLBY: (reading) "Today you went to Survivor school,

Now here's a challenge that'll make you drool.

So grab a pole and make a wish,

And you'll go home with the biggest fish.

P.S. Keith's a Bozo."

KEITH: "Shut up!"

(The SurvivorKids make their way to Challenge Beach, where Jeff Probst

stands holding five fishing poles.)

RODGER: "Are we gonna get to go fishin', Mr. P?"

JEFF: "Well, yes and no, Rodger. Look over there -- floating in the

river you'll see a large rubber ducky. In its mouth...the Immunity

Sucker. Each of you will take a fishing pole, and whoever hooks the

rubber ducky first and reels it in...will win immunity from

tonight's vote."

TINA: "Oh, goody! Me first!"

(Tina grabs a fishing pole and swings it backward with all her might.

It comes down on Jeff's skull with a loud crack and knocks him out. Then

she thrusts it forward and breaks it over Keith's head. Keith staggers

around for a moment, then keels over into the river.)

ELISABETH: "Oh...my...gosh..."

RODGER: "Well, that's gonna leave a bump."

COLBY: "We're in for it now! Let's get outta here!"

TINA: "Wait -- who wins the balloonity challenge?"

COLBY: "Umm...everybody pick a number between one and ten."

TINA: "Six?"

ELISABETH: "Two?"

RODGER: "Nine?"

COLBY: "Wrong! I win!"

(Night...the SurvivorKids gather at Tribal Council. Jeff stands

before them with a large bandage on his head.)

JEFF: "Well kids, this has been quite a day. For some, there was the

thrill of victory...for others, the agony of defeat."

RODGER: "Do your feet hurt too, Mr. P? I thought it was just your

head."

JEFF: "Let's bring in the jury."

(Alicia, Nick, Jerri, and Amber enter and take their places.)

JEFF: "As usual, no one is to address the jury, and the jury, of

course, will not speak to --"

AMBER: "Hi, everybody!"

ELISABETH: "HAMBONE!"

JEFF: "Let's vote."

(One by one, the SurvivorKids rise to cast their

votes.)

RODGER: (to camera) "Keith, you're a nice feller and all, but as far

as your cooking is concerned...you make me sick."

ELISABETH: "Keith...this is the hardest vote I've had to make so far.

Because we need the firewood."

COLBY: "Keith...you're a Bozo. I'm voting for Rodger, but you're

still a Bozo."

(The voting ends. Everyone sits in tense silence as Jeff begins to

read the ballots.)

JEFF: "First vote...Keith."

AMBER: "YAY! Hooray for Keith!"

KEITH: "Shut up!"

JEFF: "Second vote...Rodger."

ALICIA: (giving noogies to Nick) "Rodger? What's up with that?"

JEFF: "Third vote...Keith."

JERRI: "He's mine! I'm gonna nag his butt back to the Stone Age!"

JEFF: "Fourth vote...Rodger. That's two votes Keith, two votes Rodger."

(Elisabeth turns and gives Colby, Keith, and Tina a dirty look.)

ELISABETH: "You better not vote off Rodger! He's my outback buddy!"

TINA: "Don't worry, we didn't."

JEFF: "Last vote...Rodger."

TINA: "Okay, maybe we did. But it was Colby's idea!"

KEITH: "Yeah! He made us do it!"

COLBY: "Shut up!"

ALICIA: (jumping to her feet) "That does it! I'm gonna kick me some

Ogabutts!"

(Colby, Keith, and Tina take off running. Alicia grabs a torch and

chases after them.)

ELISABETH: "Yeah! And I'm about to go and make me a whole bunch of

firewood!" (She runs off after the others.)

JEFF: "Well, Rodger...sorry about that."

RODGER: "Aww, that's just the way the old ball bounces, Mr. P. Wanna

go fishin'?"

JEFF: "I'd love to."

(Jeff and Rodger cross the bridge together.)

NEXT -- ON SURVIVORKIDS:

The outback takes its toll on the tribe...

ELISABETH: "My tooth fell out! And the tooth fairy doesn't even know

where I am!"

And a surprise guest visits the camp...

RICHARD: "Hey, everybody! Let's all run around nekkid!"

NEXT...ON SURVIVORKIDS!

FENDICK SWERN'S

DREAMY DREAMWORLD

TODAY'S IMMUNITY

WINNER:

LAURIE

SCROLL DOWN FOR EPISODE 12, AND

WAY, WAY DOWN FOR EPISODE 11 !

EPISODE 13: "ROO DOO

CHILD"

(Elisabeth is off playing by herself as Colby, Tina, and Keith start

the day. Keith spears something with a stick and begins to toast it

over the fire.)

TINA: "What's that thing?"

COLBY: "Looks like part of an old doormat or something."

KEITH: "It's a Pop Tart! I forgot I had it in my jacket."

TINA: "Ooh! What flavor is it?"

KEITH: (tastes it) "Lint, with a hint of polyester."

COLBY: "Where's Elisabeth?"

TINA: "She went off thataway while ago. I think she's still mad at us

for voting off Rodger last night."

COLBY: "Well, she'll get over it."

(Colby starts to lean against a tree and is suddenly yanked into the

air upside-down. Tina and Keith look up to see him hanging by his

ankle from a snare.)

COLBY: "Help! Get me down!"

(Elisabeth pops out from behind a bush with a wild look on her face.)

ELISABETH: "HA HA! THAT'S FOR RODGER!"

(She starts to dance around Colby, flailing her arms.)

ELISABETH: "Rodger's revenge! Ha-ha! Rodger's revenge!"

(She runs off over a hill, laughing.)

KEITH: "I don't think she's completely over it yet."

ELISABETH: (later, to camera) "When they voted off my outback buddy,

Rodger, I pinky-swore that I'd get even. Now I'm gonna unleash the

dogs of war on the Ogakruds."

COLBY: (later, to camera) "Sure, I was surprised...Elisabeth is

usually sorta timid and all...but she doesn't scare me. I just wish

somebody would get me down from here. HELP! HELP!!"

(Later...Keith is cavorting around the woods with a butterfly net. He

rounds a large bush and sees Elisabeth standing there.)

KEITH: "Hey! You scared me!"

ELISABETH: "Sorry. I was just taking a walk. I sorta

needed to be by myself for a while."

KEITH: "Well...that's okay. I don't blame you for being sore at us.

But that's the way the game is played, you know!"

ELISABETH: "I know. Whatcha doin'?"

KEITH: "I'm catching crickets to fish with. That's one of the things

that makes me so valuable to the tribe."

ELISABETH: "Crickets, huh? I just saw a big, fat one!"

KEITH: "Where? Where?"

ELISABETH: (points) "Right over there."

KEITH: (creeps forward, peering around) "I don't see it."

ELISABETH: "Keep looking. You're almost there."

KEITH: "I still don't -- YAAAAA!!!!"

(He falls through a blanket of leaves into a deep hole. Elisabeth

scampers up to the edge and looks down at him with a wild grin.)

ELISABETH: "Can you see it now?"

KEITH: "That's not funny! Get me outta here!"

ELISABETH: "Why don't you just vote yourself out?"

KEITH: "You just wait, I'm gonna -- hey, what's this slimy crud all

over me?"

ELISABETH: "It's 'ROO DOO! I wanted you to have a soft landing!

'Bye!" (she runs away)

KEITH: "HELP! HELP!!"

(Noon...Jeff Probst saunters up to camp carrying a large sack.)

JEFF: "Hi, everybody. Where's Elisabeth?"

KEITH: "Who cares?"

COLBY: "I hope she's being eaten by crocodile or something."

JEFF: "Well, if she isn't here she's going to miss out on her chance

to win our final reward challenge, which is going to be...a hula hoop

contest."

TINA: "Gosh! A hula hoop contest! What the heck is a hula hoop?"

(Jeff produces three brightly-colored plastic hoops from the sack.)

JEFF: "These...are hula hoops. You put one around your waist and

spin it around for as long as you can. If your hoop touches the

ground, you're out of the game. Last player with his or her hoop still

in motion...wins a visit from someone special. Survivors ready...

HULA!"

(Colby, Keith, and Tina start wiggling their hips as fast as they can.)

KEITH: "Finally -- that free hula lesson is paying off."

TINA: "It helps if you pretend you have to go to the bathroom real

bad!"

COLBY: "This is like ridin' a bull!"

JEFF: "Watch those hands, Keith..."

KEITH: "Just checkin' the balance!"

(A small kangaroo hops up to them, mesmerized by the spinning hoops.

They move around to avoid it.)

JEFF: "Don't worry, kids, I don't think that little 'roo means any

harm. Keep going!"

(Another kangaroo approaches, then another. Suddenly an entire herd of

kangaroos comes thundering across the beach in a cloud of dust, the

largest one bringing up the rear. Elisabeth is riding its back.)

ELISABETH: "I'M THE QUEEN OF THE KANGAROOS!"

JEFF: "Survivors...RUN!"

(Colby, Keith, and Tina run for their lives, still trying to keep their

hoops spinning at the same time.)

ELISABETH: "Rodger's revenge! YEEE-HAAA!"

KEITH: "I definitely don't think she's over it yet!"

(Jeff stops at the edge of a cliff and motions the kids to join him as

he jumps off. They follow him, falling thirty feet into the river.)

COLBY: (surfacing) "I was the last one off the cliff! I win!"

TINA: "No fair! Them kangaroos messed up everything!"

JEFF: "He's right, Tina...he was the last one who had his hula hoop

in motion. Colby wins."

KEITH: "HEEELLP!"

(Keith flails his arms and legs as he is carried downriver by the

rushing waters. He disappears around the bend, his voice receding in

the distance.)

COLBY: (later, to camera) "I don't take anything Keith does at face

value. Whether it's cooking, or being knocked off a cliff by kangaroos

and swept downriver. He just wants attention."

(Later...Jeff joins Colby, Keith, and Tina at the campfire.)

JEFF: "Well, Colby, you won the challenge. Now here's your reward...

a visit from a loved one."

(He whistles. A french poodle emerges from the brush and runs into

Colby's arms.)

COLBY: "SCRUFFY!"

KEITH: "Ha-ha! That's a sissy dog!"

COLBY: "Scruffy -- ATTACK!"

(Scruffy launches out of Colby's arms and flies toward Keith. Keith

takes off running, with Scruffy snapping at his heels. He plunges

headlong into the pit that Elisabeth dug for him that morning.)

KEITH: "YUCK! 'ROO DOO!"

COLBY: "Good boy, Scruffy!"

(Later...Keith returns to camp, bringing with him the latest tree-mail.)

TINA: "What's th